Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 05, 2017

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena March 31, 2016

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat April 17, 2011

Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.

Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"

by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016

carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.

Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.

by speech boy June 01, 2018

Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 11, 2022

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat March 19, 2011