Lost the V-Card

A code way of saying that your no longer a virgin.

My big brother just texted me after the first night of the honey moon, he Lost the V-Card!
My dad said if I went to that girls house and Lost the V-Card he'll kill me.

by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016

Get Out Of Jail Pee Card

A stratigically timed bathroom break used during a moment that you want to get out of

Amy: My friend and her boyfriend starting making out when i was with them at her house, so i used a get out of jail pee card.

Hilary: Nice strategy!

by xoKrysxo September 12, 2010

Sex Card

What women use to manipulate men into getting things, also to put them at an advantage when they are truely equal but refuse to believe it.

1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.

2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.

by Damaddar August 9, 2004

debit card diarrhea

the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly

spending money just because you have it.

Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"

Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"

by crazyrach08 April 23, 2010

feedback card

a girl is giving you a hand job. as you're about to cum, you make her bend over and shoot your load up her back aiming for the back of her head.
the closer you get, the higher the score on her feedback card.

I got a 6 filling out rachel's feedback card last weekend.

by ze_ejaculator June 26, 2010

emo card

An emo card is short for 'emotional card', which can be two things.

A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.

B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.

A: Oh nice. Joe Butthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous I am. Too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!

B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)

by Bored-with-bullshit March 13, 2011

Butt Card

Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.

Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card

by SkaterChills12345 May 24, 2011