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Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.
She's as beautiful as emma canning
by mf- November 3, 2009
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manchurian candidate

One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control.
The assassination of the president was carried out by a manchurian candidate, under the control of a foreign power.
by laguna72 July 31, 2004
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Canfield

(N) Someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic
(n) Dude, its just Halo you Canfield
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!

Dialogue Example:

(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.
by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008
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candi

A totally awesome chick at work who strives to be a killer pool player and one day convert her garage into a chikland.
Wow look at that candi, shes so good at pool.
by qtip74 February 4, 2010
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cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.
I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.
by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009
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candied nuts

when traditional, woman on top sex occurs( facing each other) , the woman sits up straight perpendicular to your body while "riding" you. During males or womans climax the woman slightly defecates and rubs the mans scrotum "nuts" between her ass cheeks thus covering them in fecal matter(candy). "Candied Nuts"
Maggie candied my nuts so good last week I can still smell them. Wanna smell my candied nuts?
by dirtymcgurty December 8, 2006
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The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection
“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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