California

The state with thte best mexican food outside of Mexico.

Lets go to California and get some good burritos.

by Clinker June 2, 2008

California

California is to the United States as Italy is to Europe.

Both have the following features:
- completely dysfunctional government
- too much debt
- declining economy
- endemic corruption
- beautiful landscapes and coastlines
- agriculture: olives, wine, citrus fruits, cheese, tomatoes
- natives feel it is important to look good
- natives drive like maniacs in heavy traffic but somehow avoid running into each other
- too many illegal immigrants
- rich people with mansions on a cliff overlooking the ocean
- earthquakes and volcanoes
- nice weather, hot in the summer, rain in the winter
- skiing in the mountains
- swarmed by tourists in the summer
- foodies
- Western movies are filmed there

Video: good looking guy or gal with a tan, wearing sunglasses and a very nice shirt, talking on cell phone while driving, says "Ciao", hangs up, changes lanes abruptly. They drive through a run down suburb populated mostly by olive-skinned people with black hair. They drive towards the mountains. The sunlight is dazzling. The landscape is hilly and dry. The car is a BMW 3-series.

Observer A: that must be Italy
Observer B: no, the buildings are new. It is California.

by scoobiedoohoopdiedoodle July 12, 2012

Cali phobia

A phobia of the state of California, a fear of going to California, a fear of the residents of California

"Your lack of travel to California is due to your Cali phobia"

by reno baby January 29, 2008

california

A Place with awesome weather.
Got the hot guys(and chicks)

ONE OF THE FEW PLACES ON EARTH YOU CAN GET IN-N-OUT!!!!!

I love california
I miss it

Some guy not from California - Where are you from
California person - California, only the best place ever, you?
Some guy not from California - Oh I grew up in Utah
California Person- haha you suck I feel bad for you

by Sulker April 18, 2006

California Aquesuct

The artery through which southern California suct northern California dry.

When California empties the California Aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. Now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.

Chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the California Aquesuct almost to Los Banos.

by Downstrike October 7, 2004

California King Bed

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king

by Vasly June 4, 2011

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.

"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006