Catcus

A mix of a cat and a cactus which appears in many T.V. shows nowadays. Mostly on tee-shirts. Also appears on a miraculous ladybug meme. It's deadly how adorable it is. Could be your life long friend if your into that stuff.

That catcus on your tee-shirt pocket is awesome.

by treasure the urban dictionary June 15, 2018

Cactus toy with cactus inside

Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".

you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope

by Giahwgfa 2 May 9, 2019

Cactuscti

A cactus but with another cactus growing on top of it with another sort of plant growing on top of that.

Person 1: What the heck is that? It looks like an alien of some type!
Person 2: that my friend is a Cactuscti. Very strange indeed but very fragile and beautiful.
Person 1: I still think it's an alien, and I really don't think "Cactuscti" is a word...
Person 2: *silence*

by Random user :) April 27, 2019

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

cactus ass bitch

When you pnly shave your butthole once a week and complain about it non-stop.

Stop being a cactus ass bitch and take care of yourself for once, Karen!

by everyrhingistaken January 2, 2020

Canussia

A fictional country that is a mix of Canada and Russia.

I really want to travel to Canussia.

by Canussian Man January 24, 2020

Caucus

Another word used for "my slime". Caucus can be used to describe a member of your "gang" or team. Could also be used to substitute the n-word for white people.

My homie, Bobby, is on my caucus. What's up my caucus? How's it hangin'?

by Shmeaty McBeaty November 6, 2020