personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020

YAW CÚSHON

To have a certain sense of direction, able to see with the mind surpassing understanding; highly capable of overstanding which is the highest form of intelligence.

I know what I'm doing I have a strong feeling it's going to get better if we do things this way trust me I'm YAW CÚSHON.

by Yaw CúShon April 21, 2020

Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.

Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.

by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020

butt-cushion

its literally just a chair did you have to look this up?

dave: hey can you pass me a butt-cushion?
chair flies across the room.

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021