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Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019
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Bumbertooten

Substituted for any word in the English dictionary, primarily designed for the words fuck, fucked, or fucking. Is interchangeably a noun or verb.
“Work today was so awful, the customers really bumbertooted me.”

“It smells like bumbertooten in here!”

“Man, Wendy’s coke is such a bumbertoot!”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 9, 2019
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