Carl Creamer

Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."

by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023

Ice-creamery

The single most useless word ever existed
Call it "ice cream parlor" and please don't use this word.

I wont go there if they call it an Ice-creamery, it's a parlor.

by Beebadooo October 1, 2023

Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it

Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 9, 2023

Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.

The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Torrington Creamers

The fat, obese, disgusting, poor, slutty sisters from Torrington Connecticut

Mhm mhm I gotta drop the Torrington Creamers off before I hop on COD

by 1mandp.com November 25, 2023

Ira Creamer

A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies

Jay: Oh my gyatt! who is that?
Junior: Must be Ira Creamer

by alphamangyattmaster January 26, 2024