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Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"
by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013
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Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.
"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"
by getschnapped August 5, 2020
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Connecticutioners

(Pronounces like executioners)

The way to refer to your fellow rich, preppy brethren from the state of Connecticut. Why Connecticutioners? Cause the Constitutioners is nerdy and the Nutmeggers sounds gay.
CONNECTICUTIONERS!!! WOOO!!! ALRIGHT!!!! WE RULE!!!
NEW JERSEY SUCKS D!!!
by mak124 August 4, 2010
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concernicus

To be concerned, but in a more adjective like way.
The creepy man from the office, makes me all concernicus...therefore, I try to leave the break room whenever he warps in.
by the reflex October 28, 2005
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sean connery

1). The original actor for James Bond
2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.
Mr. Sean Connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.
by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005
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mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad
by Tj1700 April 18, 2016
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