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conniptionshit

A fit of rage so intense you end up shitting yourself in public. Common with people who suffer from anger issues.
He was so angry he was having a conniptionshit.
by KilvarBrimstone August 13, 2023
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Conviction

Often seen as the sexual kink of philosophies in the eyes of society (often used to describe to religion, politics, drugs, war, rock & roll, and rap), a conviction is the opposite of eviction, which is the physical (or psychological) exodus of self or ideas. Meaning, it is not a belief one can simply let go of, and the more honest people from every culture and background often die for it, or live long enough to speak against it! The one's that gain the most ground, are the one's that kill the least... at least, supposedly...
"Mormon's are *oh SO* convicted that they send their own adolescent descendants to become missionaries."

"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."

"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."
by ShelShokSherlok March 11, 2024
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cuntditioner

The ultimate culmination of the over-specialization of hygiene products... shampoo made only for females pubes.
Dammit Craig! You forgot my cuntditioner?! Well fuck... you're the one who has to go bushwackin through the black forest. Just hold your breath I guess because you know my cunt can't handle regular shampoo.
by hornybisexual21 March 23, 2024
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Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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Coalition of the Willing

Starmer, Macron, Zelensky and others are participating in a Coalition of the Willing.
by Trume May 11, 2025
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conviction

Parth Awana has conviction about Shyamal
by MasterScary July 3, 2025
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Vortex Coalition

A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons
Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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