candlelight vigil

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

candlewoodie

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.

is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?

by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011

crandled

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.

Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.

by happy hour annie July 24, 2016

Cankles

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003

Christian Weston Chandler

High-functioning autistic and Creator of the internet comic Sonichu. Is famous for his online antics involving numerous trolls towards his views. Also known as: Chris-chan, CWC, Chris Chandler

Alex: Dude, did you read the new issue of Sonichu yet?

Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?

Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.

by HermanoBluth May 26, 2010

Canklet

A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.

Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?

by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018