Post-birth Abortion

Murder

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion

by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

birthday

the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.

"Another year older, how do you feel?"

"I feel older."

(example of birthday)

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

birthday week

The week surrounding one's birthday when they SHOULD get any wish they desire and all of their friends and family should bow to all of their whims of fancy.

My birthday week was awesome, my family bought me a new car and all I had to eat was pies.

by KylJL May 14, 2007

Birthday Eyes

at the end of the night when you have a blank stare in your eyes and look like you are looking into mars and not even remember what the hell your night consisted of and only live vicariously through others and photos.

Mom: Michael, you're fucked up, I can tell by your birthday eyes

Michael: happy birthday to me...

by christhefox January 8, 2012

Birth Cannon

The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.

Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'

by SurfNaked October 31, 2014

rat birthday party

When you want to throw your friend a surprise party but it ends up just being you, your friend, and a rat sitting around the kitchen table eating cake.

I wanted to throw Alex a surprise party but I don't know any of his friends so I'm afraid it will just turn out to be a rat birthday party.

by Rat Ashton April 8, 2016