bumper tap

to have sex

dammnnn, i bumper tapped that girl last night

by flksadjkads June 22, 2010

Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper

Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.

by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020

Bumper Broadcasting

Letting the entire city know what schools you've gone to, what team you root for, what radio station you listen to and who you voted for with bumper stickers.

"What's with the bumper broadcasting? Nobody cares what mountain you drove to the top of."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

bumper sticker education

information conveyed in five seconds or less and is a fallacy taken as fact

Bumper sticker education often produce devotees of abused fallacies such as "Friends give friends head", "He who laughs last thinks slowest" and "Don't Believe Everything You Think"

by blissfully ignorant April 27, 2009

Blumpershoot

The act of going down on a woman while she defecates. like a blumpkin.

Jenny wanted me to blumpershoot her but we just got back from taco bell.

by Organized Chaos November 3, 2008

Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.

I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.

by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003