Brown Sneeze 

An Explosive Shart

Result: the walk of shame

An evening after taco Tuesday at Jared’s house the aroma of peppers was in the air which resulted in a sneeze but just any sneeze it was a brown sneeze

Brown Sneeze by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020

Brown Wreckloose 

A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.

Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !

Brown Wreckloose by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020

Brown Onion Rider 

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

Brown Onion Rider by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

Brown Lollipop by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

Brown Sailor 

Semen that is released into the booty hole.

Devon: "Daqaun, did you just brown sailor my ass, bro?"

Stacy as she looks at her ass in the mirror after anal sex: "Look at all them brown sailors coming to shore!"

Brown Sailor by Southern Nigerian Princess December 15, 2018

brown out 

Less intense than the experience of "blacking out" when drunk and not remembering portions (or all) of your night, "browning out" occurs when you don't remember something until someone brings it up. It's not a complete blackout, but partial, because you remember once someone refreshes you.

I didn't even remember making out with Bryanne until J-Lo told me (it must not have been that good)! I definitely had a brown out last night.

brown out by Jigga Jaime May 4, 2006

Brown Elephant Exchange 

When two people put their anuses together, one person defecates (preferably a solid log), while the other relaxes to receive the gift into their rectum.

Derived from the "White Elephant" (a crappy gift - pun intended), the Brown Elephant Exchange also illustrates the exchange of items from one elephant trunk to another.

This maneuver is typically only performed by experts.

After Tad and Charles cut their teeth mastering the rusty trombone, they joined the big leagues by completing a successful Brown Elephant Exchange.

Brown Elephant Exchange by Matt-tastic January 1, 2013