test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.

Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010

BRA

1.A fabric "device" that is worn by women to support their boobs.
2. Something that men think shouldn't exist since it's super complicated and they just want to get to the boobies.

Example 1:
Girl 1: My mom is taking me BRA shopping this weekend
Girl 2: haha loser you have to wear a bra
Girl 3: didn't you start wearing bras last week?
Girl 1: who's the loser now.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Jennie thought it would be sexy if I took off her bra

Guy 2: how did that go?
Guy 1: I didn't get the boobies.

by Boobilicius September 28, 2020

Bra

A friend

Aye bra that paper was hard

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Chin-Bra

Wearing a face covering in a totally ineffective way.

Look at that idiot. He can't even wear a facemask properly. He thinks it's a chin-bra to support one of his chins.

by burnee July 11, 2020

phantom bra

When you think you have your bra on and then remember you don’t

“Jessica, I literally had phantom bra this morning LMAO!”

by Mdawgswizzl May 12, 2024