Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 04, 2019
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ass boogers

Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.
Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.
by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021
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Booger-storage

A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.
"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"
by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018
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booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.
"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."
by porkobobbo October 14, 2022
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Booger Brushes

Mustache hair that is grown in the middle of the upper lip, that when the upper lip is extended upward and outward, can remove loose boogers from the nasal canals.
Dude you have a booger hanging from your nose! No problem, I can use my Booger Brushes to get it!
by GoudaCheese May 16, 2016
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free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge
Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go
by goldenponyboy August 14, 2020
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Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.
Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
by Jurmy February 09, 2020
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