hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Tickle boner

An erection resulting from an unexpected tickle stimulation.

That tickle fight just gave me the hardest tickle boner.

by Bigbootyy February 15, 2014

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

Dry Boner

When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.

Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.

by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010

Buzz Boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*

"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."

by Shadedragon December 26, 2008