bending the barcode

to negate a positive process; to lessen the fun of something.

in laymen's' terms: to act lame in a way that holds up a fun activity, to ditch a plan at the last mintute; to act uncool.

"Dude, you can't go to the movies with us tonight? You are so bending the barcode right now"

by KMCATF June 27, 2009

Benningized

Drinking oneself to human sundial status.

We knew once he started drinking, he'd been benningized.

by KimnJeff July 31, 2016

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Nerve Bending

A very high form of agrivation, usually given to you by a co-worker, boss, girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, friends, etc...

Dude, this girl I was talking to yesterday gave me such a nerve bending, kept on blabbing on about stupid shit.

by Tragic Hero June 27, 2007

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016

bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007