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Ben

A midget who constantly wears a warm hat, no matter how hot it is,he once wore it when it was 101 degrees :( He is a pervert. He is annoying. He is universally hated. Some day he will be hung upside down from a tree, stabbed in the chest, and set on fire. He will be forced to die from a combination of fire, blood loss, and EVILNESS. his body will than be dumped in an active volcano.
I'm Ben, and I'm evil and hate everything good, like Ice cream, and call of duty. Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah
by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKG April 17, 2011
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A really gay man
Or the owner of a gay bar
"Oh you're such a ben"
by Not_Ben August 1, 2014
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someone who is basically a huge tool, and will do anything for a girl to like him, this includes pretty much being her b**** to make her attempt to like him
Look at the guy bro he's trying to hit on Madison like crazy, he's acting like such a Ben right now!
by jollyrancher 528 July 22, 2010
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Ben is great at giving blowjobs. Mainly found blowing on Ethan. Amazing at sex but sometimes people don't get the message that he is homosexual.
Girl: Ben is ugly ew
Boy: He's better at other things ;)
by RainbowKitties_ September 18, 2015
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An atrocious bastard who's only joy in life is licking cock. He is a gay bastard who enjoys sitting at his computer, enjoying cyber-sex with men. He is an untrustworthy person and should not be trusted. He has no life and will remain single for the rest of his poor life. The only real friend he has is his left hand.
Person 1: Hi. How are you?
Person 2: Not so good.

Person 1: Well at least you aren't a Ben.
by Your Mother II January 1, 2012
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Ben is an absolute lad. Fucking obsessed with the Zelda games, and I'm pretty sure he loves Link more than he loves his slutty girlfriend. He's really fuckin tall, but is obsessed with his height like you wouldn't believe. I'm pretty sure he uses bath salts in the shower and still eats Tyson Fun Nuggets
"Hey Ben, How are you?"
"Link is hot"
"We're done here"
by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018
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Top shagger. Doesn’t care if u have a bf. Such a good pal and trustworthy person
Omg Ben? You like him? No wonder
by Yoyokffhsbsbhdhdbf October 25, 2018
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