Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

Douchebaggy behavior

behaving like a douchebag.
idiotic behavior.
behaving in "asheghane" manner. (ashegh in farsi is a person who has lost himself and behaves in douchy manner).
behaving like chanty.
behaving like Ahmadinejad

douchebaggy behavior is to behave like Ahmadinejad.

by Arshopetrix September 19, 2009

Standard Behaviour

Things that happen regularly or maybe should happen again. Mainly things done when drunk that people think should be repeated.

I think we should get lashed tonight after work, you know, standard behaviour.

by louie4040 March 19, 2010

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

Fatherless behaviour

Fatherless behaviour is a derogatory term used to describe an immoral woman who has many casual sexual partners.

These types of women typically flaunt their body’s around and dress in more revealing clothes in an effort to attract male attention.

This behaviour is usually caused by an abusive, neglectful, or absent father.

Person 1) That girls cute, I might ask her out
Person 2) Don’t do it, she’s the town bicycle

Person 3) Yeah she has fatherless behaviour

by Sky091 December 14, 2021