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Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.
Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.
by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018
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Frosty Beaver

Stuffing a womans vagina full of snow using your penis as a ramrod
so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!

Also known as a Chilly Willy
by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011
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Beaver Sauce

I had to buy my girlfriend some more Beaver Sauce. Went through the last bottle like ketchup...
by PennyMonkey February 19, 2011
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beaver bustin

when a large number of people go out (usually dorks who want to act cool,) and try to get "laid", mostly ends up in a severly lowered ego
person 1: hey wad up dude wanna come out beaver bustin tonite and get some booty!
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.
by thehdog March 12, 2011
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Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022
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River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
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beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.
She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.
by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020
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