Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

Attempting to beat your meat and or jack off in a sneaky manner

Is he over there sneak-beatin?
Billy was in class his hand was moving up and down rapidly while he is wearing a hoodie and the hand is no were in sight, he is sneak-beating.Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

by TopDogg101 October 14, 2011

Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

by NELBtastic February 9, 2010

Beefing

Especially smelly farts, particularly from a dog.

My dog, Mac, was beefing all night after stealing a slice of pizza

by Cassien0va July 27, 2019

Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.

"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."

by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009

beating the clay

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.

by Vagisil August 24, 2006

beaning

to be under the influence of ecstacy ie. taken some beans

'im proper beaning my tits off'

by bob 121123 March 22, 2007

String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.

Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016