bacon beacon

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.

"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"

by amy [theblush] February 25, 2008

Skillet Bacon

The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)

HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!

by Jeely June 24, 2009

baconed

Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?

Dude, I got a hold of some purple kush last night and got totally baconed.

by sean_p November 10, 2009

Skank Bacon

When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.

Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"

Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"

by Rawdog Al July 12, 2011

bacon

when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.

"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"

by burkland February 14, 2004

bacon bits

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

by Sokerguy December 18, 2005

Bacon

The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.

OMG Bacon is totally Chanyeol's wife.

by OhMyBacon September 10, 2012