Small bugs that swarm and cover your windows, cars and houses on summer evenings. They are the Houdinis at breaking into your house and blackening out your ceilings with the shear number of them.
by The Online Entomologist January 18, 2023
Get the Harrington bugsmug. A random itch that pops up anywhere, especially when one is concentrating or trying to get to sleep.
Girl: Baby, why can't you sit still on the couch during the movie?
Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!
Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!
Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!
Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!
by Iso Wetoddid February 5, 2008
Get the Itchy Bugsmug. An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014
Get the Thirst Bugmug. The nicest girl you'll EVER meet. She is beautiful, talented, and athletic. She's also a straight A student, so if you need help with homework, just go to any sausage bug! Sausage Bug dates all the guys, but don't get her confused with a hoe. She is anything but a HOE! All the other girls try to hate her, but simply can't because she is so nice!
Person 1: "That girl is pretty, nice, talented, sporty, AND smart! What's her name?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but judging by the way you described her, her name must be Sausage Bug!"
Person 2: "I don't know, but judging by the way you described her, her name must be Sausage Bug!"
by dancinggirl5678 April 23, 2018
Get the Sausage Bugmug. by Ilikemen20001 July 14, 2021
Get the Ranger/bugmug. Baby bug: A strange affliction that causes people to want to have children.
Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.
Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.
by StrangeThing October 28, 2018
Get the baby bugmug. A game that was played on long road trips. To pass time while stuck in a vehicle, passengers would scan the highway, streets or roads in search of a Volkswagen Beetle. Also known as a bug. The moment that you see one you point it out and punch the other passengers while saying "Punch a Bug". The object is to find the Bug before everyone else do you can punch others and avoid being punched yourself. This game is similar to "Out of State License Plate".
Group of friends taking a long car ride some where....
Friend 1 " Punch a Bug!!"
Friend 2 and Friend driving " Hey what the hell man why u hitting us? "
Friend 1 " ha ha, i saw it first! look theres a yellow Bug in the other lane."
Friend 2 "oh you wanna play Punch a Bug? Well its on now! "
Friend driving,"you both are going to lose cuz I can see from my rearview mirriors"
Friend 1 " Punch a Bug!!"
Friend 2 and Friend driving " Hey what the hell man why u hitting us? "
Friend 1 " ha ha, i saw it first! look theres a yellow Bug in the other lane."
Friend 2 "oh you wanna play Punch a Bug? Well its on now! "
Friend driving,"you both are going to lose cuz I can see from my rearview mirriors"
by Citychick213 April 20, 2017
Get the punch a bugmug.