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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.
If life was fair there would only be one bra size.
by awmm February 23, 2021
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ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.
Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann
by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010
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Bra

The thing women wear on their chest to cover up the girls.
used for the following:
a) Making your tits bigger
b) hiding your nipples when you get horny
c) support, they jiggle when you run. stops the boys staring to much.
d) all of the above
you don't wear gloves without hands.
you don't wear pants without legs.
but you still wear a bra without tits?
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022
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bra juice

The sweaty liquid that holds your credit card and etc. in place on your boob when your bra is removed
When she removed her bra she had a credit card 2 nickels a penny a lipstick and a toothbrush that stuck to her chest thanks to her bra juice.
by Pink pixey July 16, 2017
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Give a bra bracelet day

On 5th December, a girl needs to give her guy a bra bracelet. If she doesn't, then the sweater she received on National Sweater Day should be returned.
I'm going to give this guy a bra bracelet on "Give a bra bracelet day".
by Notfaateh November 28, 2023
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bra doggin

When one leaves the house forgetting to wear a bra
I was unexpectedly bra doggin at the ice cream shop; the horror
by branonymous March 10, 2025
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