book goggles

phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.

During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.

by Joe @ UT September 9, 2008

Book Museum

Library.

"Have you been to the new library?"
"Oh, you mean the book museum?"

by jackola March 14, 2009

book fuck

to put one's penis into a book, close it, and proceed to fuck it.

johnny book fucked the art history text book.

by ybd December 9, 2008

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Book Bandit

One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.

The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.

by shinto mularkey January 7, 2013

book-book

book-book: a traditional hard copy, paper book with pages, as opposed to an e-book.

Although e-books are more portable, I still prefer to read an old-fashioned book-book.

by A.D.D. LIBRARIAN August 2, 2011

Book Pile

Slang term for a library public or otherwise coined by small town celebrity in Joliet, Il

"Man, I got so much homework, I'm heading to the book pile after class"

"That tall brunette at the Joliet Book Pile is hot as hell."

"My computers broken, I need to hit the Book Pile"

by J-Town J January 21, 2010