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Goofy alert

when you catch your friend doing corny shit
goofy alert, the fuck are you doing?
by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 4, 2021
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hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know
Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!
by masterdink March 14, 2022
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Your.Average.Midgardian

A very good Ginger person who runs a MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE fan account on Tik Tok. They are hopelessly in love with Oscar Isaac and will go out of there way to look after there friends.

They are also married to Alex (Honk)
Tallulah - "Have you seen Your.Average.Midgardians' newest Tik Tok?"

Daniel - "Yeah it was shit."
by Ronk.The.Great April 29, 2022
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Amber Alert

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with
After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom
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security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO
Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO
by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022
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An average Nebraskan

The man was giving his girlfriend an average Nebraskan at the red light
by Callsign_Koschei November 21, 2022
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The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.
When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.
by TaxMastersSuck January 21, 2011
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