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asseer

A name strictly given to gods and noblemen.

It's origin is unknown, yet many believe that the name created itself.
You're either an Asseer or a nobody.

Long live Asseer
by Ricardo De'lia March 23, 2019
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Asperragus

When the Dark Lord Snape has to officially explain as to exactly why his blatant cannibalism has quintessentially speaking here lead him to so violently eating autistic children, practically a ravaging through his cupboards all just like his puppets
TheDarkLordSnape: ASPERRAGUS!!!

TheDarkKnightBruce: *THE CLEAN SLATE*

THEDARKLORDSNAPE "ASPERRAGUS!!!!!!!"*

TheDarkKnightBruceWayne: JUST *CLEAN,* SLADE

TheDarkLordSnape "ASPERGILLVS"!!!

The Aspergeraragus has so officially now for quite the fucking spoken..."AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" (~ Eddie Murphy the Donkey); The Great Mister Professor Doctor Sir Aloysius Snuffleupagus
by AutismBlaggleTeam May 8, 2020
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ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا
This guy is an asser he has an ass
by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020
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Aspergers

Aspergers is when you can make great jokes and lose your shit without understanding why people are upset with you. It's great for being a memelord but pretty fucking lame for like, not feeling completely self isolated and alone all of the time due to your crushing lack of people skills, comprehension or even the friends to help you...also you get mad pussy 😎
Weird Kid: *reaches for bag*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
by ecstasiesofnonsense June 25, 2020
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asperpendapolis

When somone sticks a cold object on their tongue and it gets stuck, resulting in an injury.
Person one: holy shit dude I can barely swallow, my tongue hurts so bad!

Person two: haha you got asperpendapolised! Bloody fool!
by Gotcha foo August 8, 2020
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Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.
I can smell your assferg from here.
by lengcha September 26, 2020
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Assier

To have more ass. The enhanced form of ass. Noun, Adj.
That was bad ass, but his was bad ASSIER.
by DaGorbes September 30, 2020
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