When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.
~FYI: True story.~
~FYI: True story.~
by Lori-SPED May 15, 2007
Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole
“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”
by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021
by Echold2006 June 13, 2023
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 02, 2009
When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 09, 2021
by Bailey_Emmerson October 30, 2015