It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.
by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014
Get the allen hinleymug. To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.
Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025
Get the Allenmug. The go-to man. Will live on to be a legend. Smart, resourceful, ambitious. Risk-averse isn't a pair of words one can use to describe him. Not a perfect man, but he works with his strengths and limitations. He will learn, improve and dominate.
by Chigchig88 November 24, 2021
Get the Allenmug. Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans
Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
Get the Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humansmug. A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall. She/He is tall and they are very energetic and just fun to be around and hang with. When it is their birthday they always turn up.
Someone: Isn't your last name Allen, what does it mean?
Me: A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall.
Me: A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall.
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