Accordionate

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Accomplish

If you had to look this up, you probably won’t accomplish anything.

Ur dumb accomplishments will never happen to u

by You’re fucking dumb July 8, 2018

accompanyment

to have been accompanied. or being accompanied by.

been talkin to a friend on your way to tacobell, and you say " ok im here. thank you for your accompanyment"

by stephanie villeda October 9, 2006

Saxon = joke account

A phrase used to antagonize well known frequent poster of stupid shit on the Gamefaqs pro wrestling forum, Saxon. Often, retards whose humor level is comparable to Family Circus will post this on an intellegent Saxon thread because they think it makes them funny.

Saxon: I've been watching wrestling for the past few years but I only have one question: who is the Rock?
Everyone else: Saxon = joke account

Saxon: Goldberg can't wrestle at Wrestlemania 20 because he has to wrestle in Japan in March.
Retard: Saxon = joke account
Everyone else: Die retard.

Announcer: Here is your winner, and still Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri!
Fan: Saxon = joke account

by Everyone else: Don't mod me for threats! It's German for "The retard"! January 7, 2004

douchebag-accordion

bagpipes

my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am

by mitchbeard February 6, 2010

Home Depot Accounting Department

(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.

That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.

by Rick Rog. May 24, 2008

burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019