by JerkinGomer August 02, 2016
Part of the Penis Showing Game.
When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 15, 2009
a defensive action taken by a combatant who is being kicked and beaten by a gang of hoodlums, a crawling fetal position, crawling on your knees and elbows with tucked head being protected by arms and hands. Named after the neighborhood of South Boston (Southie), MA, whose youth gangs were known for being street toughs and trouble makers. In street fights, they would set upon their foes in numbers, booting & stomping them as they tried to crawl to safety.
Outnumbered five to one as soon as the fight broke out, Hubert covered up in a Southie Turtle to minimize damage to his face and private areas.
by White_Boy_Awesome September 13, 2010
by mingsly September 29, 2014
When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
by Roy Biv March 09, 2009
the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.
I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!
by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014
A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.
by wee joby August 10, 2009