Skinny Malinx

See that skinny girl over there?...she's a skinny Malinx!
by Manic Manda September 26, 2016
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Skinny sexing

It's like skinning dipping but for sex.
Entity A: hey handsome.

Subject C: woah calm down, lets go skinny sexing first.

Entity A: nUFf sAid
by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021
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Skinny Chicken

Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.

Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.

Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."
by raeb3 August 31, 2017
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skinny jeans

ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf
man 1: ew who is that
man 2: thats skinny jeans. hes ugly
man 1: i can see that
by idontlikeugoaway February 12, 2023
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skinny slipping

When a person have the urge to lather themselves in Vaseline/Lube and slid into or on things
He's skinny slipping right into her tonight
by Cardiovascular disease February 26, 2017
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skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 31, 2014
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 07, 2014
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