Riley Schermerhorn

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

by Riley balls January 15, 2023

Riley Klosky

Next Mother Teresa but doesn't look like an old crown and is waayy worse

I wish I were Riley Klosky

by William R. Johnson February 20, 2019

Riley (boy)

Riley is a cool guy. He plays Fortnite and GTA V. But he’s not a virgin. He gets bad marks and school and laughs at the dumbest shit ever. He is the class clown and he’s shy to new people

Person 1: Riley is such a cool guy, I wanna be friends with him.

Riley (boy): Uhh sure I’ll be friends with you. 😂

by RileyFastings February 4, 2019

off-the-riley

a move in basketball where a player bounces the ball off a rather short kid(prefferably with the last name Riley)'s head then dribbles it under his legs while he's trying to figure out what happened.

I pulled an off-the-riley on Riley and got a buck from my teacher.

by Alexa February 5, 2004

Riley Reid

A racist, a rapist and a cocksucker (literally).

Riley Reid doesn't seem to know any morals.

by anonymous October 24, 2022

Riley Smile

The action in which someone tucks there lips in so it appears as the person has no lips or mouth. Popularized by Riley B. Most commonly used by middle-high school students.

He uses the "Riley smile" for every picture.

by Farmer Jenkins February 10, 2014

Pat Riley

To show total disrespect to someone and be ungrateful for what they've done.

To throw your son out of your home was Pat Riley

by A Dwyane Wade Fan July 6, 2016