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Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!
by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020
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Dave orit

Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit
by Wolf week March 27, 2020
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the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.
Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.
by Pierceer February 10, 2017
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Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.
by Earth First! September 8, 2022
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dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
by Sagoon December 16, 2017
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Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces
Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad
by Testeater May 23, 2018
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Airport Dave

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated
Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.
by Cocosbro February 5, 2020
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