Boat Day

Boat Day is on June 27.
every Boat Day, you get ONE present from someone. and you give ONE present to someone ELSE.

Boat final Day is June 28.
you do the exact same thing as you would on Boat Day. but you give and receive presents from DIFFERENT people.

WARNING:
YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE BOATS ON BOAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU JUST DON'T.
SO DON'T ASK.
AND YOU ONLY GIVE one AND RECIEVE one GIFT.
AND REMEMBER THIS:
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!
AND THE WORDS BOAT AND DAY ARE ALWAYS CAPITALIZED.

;D

"O my gosh. I can't believe Boat Day is finally here!!"
"O I know. And Boat final Day is tomorrow!!"

by emmie ;D March 20, 2008

Gravy Boat

The act of pouring water into a person's asshole and then proceeding to drink it like a fine gravy.

That chick had the sweetest gravy boat I've ever tasted.

by Neay Hey March 15, 2009

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

Goat Boat

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

rock the boat

awesome song by Aaliyah Haughton. Her music video was shot in the Bahamas where she passed away.

i am listening to Rock the Boat by Aaliyah.

by essjstunnah October 9, 2008

Boat Race

When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.

"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."

by Mouthy Broadcast October 28, 2014

Homo Boat

n. The crowd or group that is considered less than cool. Not neccessarily a relation to actual homosexuals, though it can certainly be so.
Ant. - Party Boat

"I can't believe I got stuck in the homo boat."

by theDefiner December 3, 2004