When Mark Zuckerberg decides the time has come to "upgrade" a service that you knew well and were completely happy and comfortable with.
This upgrade forces you to permanently use a "new", less convenient application with no say in the matter.
Of course these changes are never reversed because "The Zuck" is never wrong.
This bi-monthly violation requires no consent on the part of the facebook user thus resulting in your on line sexual exploitation.
Also, facebook has no actual support service thus complaints of Zuckerberg rape remain unanswered (similar to claims of rape in Detroit)
This upgrade forces you to permanently use a "new", less convenient application with no say in the matter.
Of course these changes are never reversed because "The Zuck" is never wrong.
This bi-monthly violation requires no consent on the part of the facebook user thus resulting in your on line sexual exploitation.
Also, facebook has no actual support service thus complaints of Zuckerberg rape remain unanswered (similar to claims of rape in Detroit)
Shit! In the latest Zuckerberg rape my graduation photos got archived away and the messaging chain from my girlfriend of 3 years is gone forever! Fuck you Zuckerberg!
by einstein balladass August 6, 2011
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Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
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When a portion of Facebook suddenly fails and cannot be used for a period of time. Named after the creator of the website.
Bob: I was talking to Angelina the other day when my chat froze up suddenly.
George: Sounds like the Zuckerberg Phenomenon
George: Sounds like the Zuckerberg Phenomenon
by Pylinaer January 13, 2011
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Bro I know I need to pay bills and find a job but I can’t work for someone else. Dad told me the only way to become a millionaire is to be my own boss.
Damn dude I really think the Zuckerberg syndrome is hitting you.
Damn dude I really think the Zuckerberg syndrome is hitting you.
by Whatismilk78 November 7, 2022
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by qogoshi November 28, 2022
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by I like boiled potatoes December 31, 2021
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