Zoner

A zoned out stoner.

"Stop being such a Zoner and find the lighter!"

by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014

Zoner

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010

zoner

one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards

phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"

by patrice December 13, 2004

zoerdo

combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny.

"Hey who's that horny girl over there? She's been humping everyone tonight."
"Yeah she's a complete Zoerdo."
"Tell me about it."

by Thomas Gibson February 19, 2008

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009

zoner

a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.

michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.

by poot12 December 28, 2008

Zoner

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina September 22, 2009