zooted out

Hyped up off of drugs. Preferably crack, or cocaine.

Sheila was totally zooted out after snorting lines off of hookers' asses all night.

by Razzy Ratchets February 20, 2015

Zooted

when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real

Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!

by Tony Reno September 11, 2003

Zooted

to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned

jacob, i'm zooted man..

by mastadoja September 30, 2003

Zonged

•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.

•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.

•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag

"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"

"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"

by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016

zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks

bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.

by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019

dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

Zoomed-out

A state of fatigue, weariness or confusion from extended periods of time in Zoom meetings.

“I can’t do another zoom meeting. I am zoomed-out man

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein April 29, 2020