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George Zimmer

President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, this man has a reputation of breaking into the rooms of very attractive woman and raping them with his giant penis. He is a man amongst men, living everyman's dream.
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was taking an evening stroll down the street and saw your mother walking towards me. My beef hammer called for sweet relief and strianed against the zipper of my pants. I could not take this punisment any longer. So I swung my monolithic man meat God bestowed upon me and knocked her into a dumpster in a nearby alley. I then proceeded to ram my extra large man salami into her tight hole. Her unwilling moist lips could not take the punishment my thirty pound man hammer did upon her. After shooting my special blend of polonious nut naplam flavored butter, I used my extra large wrecking balls to smash a hole into the wall of a building and escaped into the night. I gaurntee it.
by TKFox007 July 26, 2008
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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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zimmed

(1) To have work passed off onto you by a lazy co-worker.

(2) To be the victim of a crop-dusting (walk-by-farting).
(1) Ron was supposed to do that task, but he zimmed it onto me.

(2) After Ron walked by my cube, I could smell that I got zimmed.
by The Jerk Store January 26, 2010
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Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.
She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ
by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010
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Zimmermania

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.
Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.
by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015
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ya zimmay

"Imma hit that girl up. YA ZIMMAY?"
by bisonlova September 11, 2011
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zimme

It is speeded up speach for "you hear me?"
im going to get a drink, ya zimme
by liam and jon July 7, 2005
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