zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

U fuckin' zookeeper!

by calloom May 27, 2006

Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008

zooker

a person who is unfashionable; a freak; a wierdo

He was wearing a plaid hat that had rabbit fur ear flaps. He looked like a zooker.

by Norgib January 16, 2009

zwoke

Zwoke is a variation of "woke."

a) Zwoke is an elevated of state of "woke." When you are zwoke af, you become fully aware that your plasticine view of the nature of reality is much different than the actual state of things.

b) When you are trying to stay "woke," but you have one to many espresso shots at your local coffee shop and you are behooved to fervently preach to the locals about the virtues of human rights, social justice, and sustainability.

Dahlia, after meditation class , a microdoseof acid, and 4 shots of wheatgrass juice, opened dialogue with the local flora and fauna because she was feeling zwoke as fuck.

by stealcian November 25, 2017

Zhoue

A word the means anything,everything, and all. Also a way for me to say the N Word without being called out right away.

You stupid Zhoue!

by HelloZer July 16, 2019

zjokerndental

So i can be annoying in scrabble

i spell zjokerndental.

by sdfasdgasfgdasdgvdczx May 7, 2020