Zed

1.The term 'Zed' was first introduced by the popular film 'Shaun of the Dead' when the main characters decided it was against good taste to call the people outside 'Zombies'. A 'Zed' (Another term for Zombie), is usually a mass of dead flesh reanimated into this world to eat the flesh and/or brains of the living. The problem is solved via the exploding of the 'Zed's head and/or brains through means of an axe, gun, explosive, cosmic ray-beam, or whatever have you. This seems solution seems to fit in well with the living nicely. The Zed's (Or Zombies) have not voiced their opinion on the matter.
2. A slang term in reference of the living dead used by rp (roleplay) characters. Usually used when fearing the word 'Zombie', or they are too lazy to say or spell said word.
3. A brainless or brain-dead person incapable of rational thought.
4. A brain-dead zombie.
5. The British/Irish/Bloody Stupid Canadian way of saying the letter 'Z', preferring to pronounce it 'Zed' instead of 'Zee'.

'Oy! That bloody Zed bit my arm off!'
'Heh, Frank's so drunk he's a Zed!'
'Oprah Winfry is a Zed! RUN!'
'From A to Zed!'

by Nekko Erickson July 24, 2006

Zed

Zed is a champion from League of Legends. Skillshot champion, easy to play-hard to master.

-hey what champion would ya like to play
-Zed, it's funny

by Yasuomain69 July 4, 2018

Zed

NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER MEOW NI-

Zed Said "NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER MEOW NI-"

by Ew2412011 June 15, 2023

Zed

Someone who is dead, preferably their name was Zed but it works either way.

"Who is Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby"

by ButtsMcgeexx October 9, 2016

Zed

The temporary lack of sense on your tastebuds due to being high.

Deaf is to hearing loss as
Zed is to tasting loss.

I can't tell if this pineapple is sweet because im zed right now.

by Mojojojoluck August 3, 2018

Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman July 24, 2006

Zed

A really weird way to say Z. Used by Australians, the British, and Canadians. The Alphabet should only be pronounced with vowels, not with other included letters such as "d"...

See also: Zee, the correct way of saying the letter Z...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Zed.

by Zeddy! April 22, 2006