zapadee

A measure of time somewhere between a minute and an hour. Mork, from the planet Ork used this word frequently.

I'm going to the store.I'll be back in just a zapadee.

by noodnick March 29, 2010

Zap A Gap

Gods gift to man. Everything Krazy glue wishes it was. Able to glue anything you want back together. It can also be used as a form of liquid band aid on cuts. the possibilities are endless

1.
Man 1: OH SHIT i just broke your hella expensive china
Man 2: Its fine nothing a little zap a gap cant fix.

2.
Construction worker 1: DUDE HELP ME I JUST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
Construction worker 2. Have no fear with a little zap a gap we'll have your finger back together in no time

by Doow Narik February 18, 2009

Zapato

A sensual / sexual act where the giver lubes up their fingers and repeatedly slides them into the receiver's shoe between the tongue of the shoe and their foot until satisfaction is achieved.

"I gave her a good zapato when she got home last night"
"Her fingers feel so good when she does zapato on me"

by 45intheseaside August 11, 2012

Zapadoslavia

Zapadoslavia is a discord server led by TrollerMcTrollington allied to The Austrian Empire, generally speaking its a shitpost server with cool people like silly_man. Originally there were 2 other servers named like this but they both got deleted. Zapadoslavia also nuked a server known as Eprain, keep in mind both of these servers kinda originated in the server of Drew Durnil (which was also deleted). Zapadoslavia "irl" is a concept of a united west slavic nation, like if Poland, Slovakia and Czechia united. btw my dad beats me

person 1: where are you finding all these weird memes?

person 2: Zapadoslavia

by therealsilly_man April 13, 2021

zapatos hombre

shoes man!!!

get off my zapatos hombre

by Mini Cho Brian L November 19, 2009

viva zapatas

place in TJ where the lords of the force(Jedi's) gathered to drink, dance and pull em left and right! Mike, Zeke, Louis,lil mike, Bubba,Tono and Kev live in the Playboy Mansion South!

The crew ran viva zapatas with the blessing of the owner and staff! Just dont come up in there acting a fool!

by Kevin D" Huerro" February 7, 2008

the zapata

Like The Hitler or Dirty Sanchez just wiped side ways across the underpart of the nose.

Hey tommy, I totaly gave that chick jackie the zapata the other night. It was sweet.

by boburusx May 9, 2008