Zaley

A sexy ass bitch that has curly hair and is friends WITH EVERYONE even her enemies. Will NEVER shut the fuck up and ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF PEOPLE. Has at least one friend that is ghetto and wants to fight everyone.

OMG DO YOU KNOW ZALEY

YESSS

OMG SHE'S SO FUNNY RIGHT

LMAO YEA SHE IS

by Zaley February 10, 2022

Zarek

A man that gets no bitches

Damn zarek you get absolutely 0 bitches

by Penislickerlove12 January 22, 2022

Zale

a stupid guy who people like because he is "nice" he can't even get the girl he is chancing. He is such a stupid twat.

He is so dumb must be a "zale"

by Ilickbutt February 11, 2019

Zalex

Zalex is the name of a party/festival that two brothers do once a year. With recent popularity it's getting larger, and they promise expansion year on year. It's also hashtagged #zalex2016 for e.g.

Person 1 "yo mate, you goin Zalex this year?"
Person 2 "naaa man couldn't get tickets"
Person 3 "Bruv heard it was mental last time, someone went A&E"

by MeerkatC March 28, 2016

zalk

to be charged excessive legal fees by an attorney with absolutely no improvement in the outcome of your legal case

"If you need a divorce lawyer in NYC, shop around for a good, ethical one: don't get Zalked."
"Paris Hilton really got Zalked after being jailed for a .08 BAC DUI."

by lawyer victim January 7, 2009

zilek

A buff Malaysian teenager who loves to play games. Has a great sense of humor and friendly personality. However does not want to admit that he has a massive throbbing boner for Qiao. He has recently lost the interest to talk to her and it makes her sad and whine everyday.

Qiao: " Bruce, why won't zilek talk to me?? I'm so sad right now!!"
Bruce: " Shut the fuck up."

by brucethemidget December 11, 2019

ZaneK

A person name Zane is usually Now as a Opp also goes by the word ZaneK

Damn this nigga Zane is a opp Zanek

by Powgrrr February 26, 2021