Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.

Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.

by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009

yuppie hell

What happens when your town is legislated to build condos.

Guelph used to be full of characters but they were all arrested and shoo'd away to maintain the purity of the blossoming yuppie hell.

by J Jacobs June 19, 2012

yuppie rub

The effect of become more hipster without noticing due to associating with yuppies

Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"

Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"

Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"

by The Rusty Porpoise November 1, 2014

yeppo

Created by me... A form of yep. Meaning in agreement with something or someone.

"DO you like this book?"

"yeppo!!!"

by hello1000 May 18, 2021

yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006

yupso

a memeber of the well known graffiti crew known as AF. yupso having no real meaning to it at all. just a made up name to throw up all over hawaii's 808.

eh yupso how about we get the AF boiz together and hit up some shit.

by SkweekyClean February 21, 2008

Yupperjack

The Eddie Bauer/L.L. Bean/Orvis pseudo-outdoorsy men's fashion that evokes a rugged lumberjack facade, when in fact the wearer is merely a yuppie. The look is often accentuated with well-groomed beards, Land Rovers, and utility knives whose only real use involves the wine corkscrew.

The Yupperjack looks as if he could go outside and chop wood at any time, when in fact he's more likely to flip the switch on the gas fireplace in his 4000 square-foot A-frame "wilderness escape" cabin.

"Why's Matt wearing a plaid flannel shirt to the office today?"

"He's a Yupperjack."

by baggachipz April 3, 2008