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yowzers

A hellaciously strong mixture of Southern Comfort and warm Pepsi (over 50%). Its barely palatable taste makes the drinker exclaim "yowzers!" after each pull. Best served while watching the U of M Wolverines kick the crap out of ...... (insert team here) at the Big House.
No thanks dude, if I have another sip of yowzers I'll totally puke all over this girl in front of me. (pause) All right, pass me that yowzer.
by Joe Diamond May 13, 2005
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YOWZA!

A more interesting and friendlier way of saying hello,wassup,hi,how'dy,hey

Must be said in a'WASSUP' budweiser ad kind of way when answering your phone or when calling a friend!

Saying this when answering your phone deters the most pissed off friend from telling you off as they are now thinking "what the hell did you just say!" No one can be truly mad at you once you've uttered it!
Pissed off friend calls and you answer: "Yowza!"

They say: "Wot!"

You say again: "Yowza!"

They say "LOL, Yowza!?"

(They are now completely confused as to why and what they were mad at you about in the first place)

...........

You call a friend they answer "hello"

You reply "YOWZA"

...........
by moanerlissa72 May 20, 2009
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Yowzas!

Something you can say when you get hurt, when you see something exciting, when you're surprised, or get knifed in Call Of Duty (or other games). It is less popular than it should be.
One guy: "You've never seen her? Yowzas, man!"
(shows his friend a picture of a hottie)
His friend: "YOWZAS!"

Somebody gets shot in the head in Black Ops by a guy behind him: "YOWZAS!"
by UberWeinerSchnitzel May 2, 2011
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Yowza

exclamation of extreme such as when you slam a body part in a door -
Yowza! That hurt!

nickname for your favorite girlfriend

Yowza, move over.
Yowza! That hurt!
Yowza, move over.
by havethunk July 8, 2015
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yowzie

A alcoholic South African teen beverage made with acid or LSD left in the sun or a trunk for several hours than mixed with tea.

For best results: Acid,moonshine (regular),brisk tea (raspberry), 4 hours of sun or heat
Guy: Cant believe dar wasn't a reg drink now I'm fukd on da yowzie
by DarbeeDaKid June 17, 2016
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Yowza

The word of magic. This word if you say it you got big dick and not gay
Yowza
by Bill 4 December 19, 2019
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yowzeh

Yowzeh!
by Jhbfkxisnzjfh October 11, 2020
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