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Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
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your grany trany

An even worse insult than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined.
If it is used a planet will die
Frank: your mom gay and your dad lesbian

Carl: don't make me do it

Frank: do it pussy

Carl: your grany trany

Frank: "dies"

The planet. X29-738. Explodes
by Likliklik420OO7 March 16, 2018
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your grandpa

the next version of your face comments; commonly followed by the words "last night".
1: sprry, i was too busy last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night

1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night
by Jillay December 7, 2006
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teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.
He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.
by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010
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empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.
Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.
by Hoon35 May 24, 2006
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How's your Grandma?

Refers to the completely asinine feeling you get when you ask about someone's older relative because you knew they were struggling with some sickness... and they recently DIED.

There is literally nothing you can say after you ask "How's your Grandma?" and they tell you their Grandma is now dead.
"Hey man, so How's your Grandma?"
"SHE DIED YOU JERK!"
"..."
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
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your grandpap trap

A comeback or insult worse than your mom gay , your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny all combined.
British nigga: yo chap your mom gay haha, ur granny tranny lol
me: shutup, your grandpap trap
British nigga: *fucking dies*
by wtfisanUhqi May 11, 2018
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