Yolanda

Some curly haired girl that really needs a kebab 24/7 and can’t live without it, can be sweet sometimes and has a very kind soul <3

Yolanda is such a lovely girl

by Dsamson December 27, 2021

Yolanda

A bitch

Aye y’all saw Yolanda yeah she’s a bitch

by Bodybangers667 July 15, 2019

Yolanda

A hidden terminology for refering to cocaine disguised in the third person.

What's up dawg you wanna kick it with Yolanda tonight.
Hell yeah, I love that bitch!
Yeah me too, only problem is she always leaves right when you think your starting to get along.
True, True, but I still wanna get at her.

by f#%kbeer_OC May 13, 2006

Yolanda

Yolanda is a Very sweet, gentle, awesome, beautiful hard working women and she never gives up she can be a great friend and trustworthy she also believes in god and virgin marry and Jesus.

“Yolanda you’re the best”

“Yolanda can I trust you” “yea”

by Aaron Medina muñoz February 22, 2020

Yolanda

A bitch who shoots people

Person: did u hear about that chick Yolanda?
Other person: no why?
Person: bro she shot someone!

by Ayemeh June 2, 2019

Yolanda Lopez

A hipanic chick that is a high intelligent women who is alittle to friendly yet somewhat scary for a man to understand.

Yolanda lopez is a brain drain chick.

by Death December 3, 2004

Yolanda Syndrome

A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.

My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.

Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!

Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.

by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017