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damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth 

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.
"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

giving you hard shit 

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit
giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Marry You Hard 

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.
Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!
Marry You Hard by bangsop September 7, 2014

fuck you hard 

Beating like an African drum
fuck you hard by Ice March 24, 2003

fuck you hard 

A diss like "fuck you", but much harsher!
Bob: "I like Canada"
Steve: "I hate Canada"
Bob: "FUCK YOU HARD!!!"
fuck you hard by Vinnie February 21, 2004

Whatever gets you hard 

This basically means that you can do whatever you want

(Another way of saying you do you)
Guy 1: “I’m going to leave ok?”
Guy 2: “ Whatever gets you hard, man!”