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Yiddish Investor

1 of 2 Major Types of Alter Ego in Venture Capital

An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.

A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor
VC: So why should we trust you? Why shouldn't we just fund your competitors? This seems really risky and illiquid, how do you plan to mitigate these factors? We don't really see the potential for an exit in an IPO with this idea at all, what do you think?

Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)

VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.

Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.

~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque
by Woodrow Sun June 1, 2019
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yiddish baller

An old brown-suit yid who's wealth is masked by a barage of yiddish tactics. Such tactics include leaving his mansion to hop on the public transit system, not tipping satisfactorily after a lavish meal, and most undoubtedly driving an early '90's Mercedes.
Look at this Yid, he spent $300 on dinner and left me a $5 tip. What a fuckin little yiddish baller.
by nico_d May 15, 2006
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yiddish Lord

Gossipping maggots
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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Yiddish Crack Job

Lubing up someones ass crack and sliding your dick in between the Lubed up cheeks until you spray your load.
Man 1: "She has A nice Ass".
Man 2: "Perfect for a Yiddish Crack Job"
by El McHefington November 26, 2011
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Yiddish hog

A freshly circumcised penis or a gross dog
That’s definitely a Yiddish hog. Did you see that gross pig?
by ggbro95 January 28, 2023
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yiddish only

a thing where you say איך פּופּ אונטער דיין בעט ווינקען פּנים in a conversation
hey yiddish only it sure is a fun איך פּופּ אונטער דיין בעט ווינקען פּנים
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yiddish rib

someone who is both yiddish and a rib
wobby your such a yiddish rib
get in you yiddish rib
by ARBICIDE February 27, 2025
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